What Mortington has done in 2008

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A question I have about SimonG

Why haven’t you got a move on with these things of yours? They’re easy. I do them all the time. Just yesterday I rubbed the entire contents of my fridge on my arm. Alas, no rash, so it was pointless.

One thing you probably didn't know about Kourosism

TOAST!


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